How to Make a Grown Man Weep

So my sister-in-law Gina is such an awesome wife that she got Zach a trip to an oval slab of concrete...Oh, and also, he got to use that oval slab of concrete to drive lamborguinis at speeds fast enough to make a sunday school teacher fart solid mass in public. Gina took these photos. Apparently, she photoshopped out the erections.